Saving the Capybaras: A Rescue Fund

Most people visiting the pound to adopt a dog have puppies in mind. While puppies are available, the majority of dogs are middle-aged, and a handful are seniors—endearing yet weary, potentially with medical issues. Some compassionate individuals do opt to take home an elderly dog. However, dogs are domesticated animals, having been bred over centuries to be companions to humans.

Although Hibby has been gone for quite some time, my interest in capybaras remains strong. That’s how I stumbled upon this elderly capybara. Though many young and baby capybaras are available, this senior caught my attention. I’m not really in a position to care for a capybara anymore, but I still find myself looking.

“10-year-old male capybara. Formerly part of our petting zoo. Skittish but will eat from your hand.”
The listed price is comparable to that of a baby capybara, but this guy’s prime years are already behind him.

Several of us have been discussing this old capybara for a while. How could someone keep a capybara for ten years and then decide to part ways, akin to discarding an old sofa? Similar to elderly dogs in the pound, aging animals often find themselves up for sale. The more we thought about this aging capybara, the deeper our concern grew. I refrain from passing judgment because the stories I hear are often tragic—people experiencing life changes and struggling, re-homing pets becomes the least of their problems. Recently, a considerate woman brought me young finches in a brand new cage; she had found them by a dumpster, covered by an old rag. How do such things happen?

Here’s our plan, which we’re already implementing, and no, he isn’t coming here. It’s winter where we are, but he’s down south, enjoying a comfortable climate. Our intention is to purchase him, though ideally, they should offer him to us. To rescue him, we expect to pay at least the asking price—hopefully less. We’re in the process of relocating him to a temporary facility staffed with experienced capybara caregivers who will spoil him. Eventually, we plan to place him in a more permanent, loving home. I’m collaborating with people who have extensive capybara experience to ensure the transition is as stress-free as possible. Rest assured, while we fuss over this old chap, we won’t be expecting to tame him or put him on display. Instead, he’s headed to a Five Star Retirement Ranch and Spa. If we execute our plans correctly, he’ll go straight there.

Here is where I ask you to open your wallet. We can make this happen at a minimal cost.basement price is set at $2000. I have created a Capybara Rescue Fund for him on Stacy’s Funny Farm Facebook page, ensuring all your donations will be fully tax-deductible. Facebook handles the thank you letters and all the legal stuff, which might not be as fun as you imagine.

Donating now allows you to contribute again on January 1, benefiting from two years of tax deductions! Such a fantastic deal! How about starting with a $20 donation? More if possible, less if necessary. If you cannot donate, please share this blog. Can you do that?

Small print: This guy is quite old, and while our goal is to assist this venerable capybara who has likely been a healthy and dignified representative of his species for decades, unforeseen circumstances can occur. In the event of any such situation, the remaining funds will be divided equally between Stacy’s Funny Farm (for blogging about it) and The Pipsqueakery (for initially sending the touching article). Both of us are §501(C)(3) non-profit organizations, so rest assured your money is safe with us. Although, a small portion might go towards guinea pigs.